{"product_id":"kishm-tuchus-25l-jumbo-tote","title":"Kish'm Tuchus | 25L Jumbo Tote","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eFew languages have mastered the art of polite, decorative disrespect quite like Yiddish. At first glance, this pocket-placement hit looks like an innocent piece of mid-century folk needlework—a delicate, stylized botanical blossom rendered in soft terracotta and muted sage. Look a fraction closer, and the cross-stitch typography delivers the most beloved, uncompromising sign-off in the lexicon: \u003cem\u003eKish’m Tuchus\u003c\/em\u003e (“Kiss my...”).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eDesigned with deadpan restraint, it disguises pure, unfiltered chutzpah as heritage prairie folk art. From five feet away, it’s an unassuming floral motif; up close, it’s a brilliant, inside-joke brush-off for nosy relatives, unsolicited advice, and anyone trying your patience. \u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Schlep Local","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ One Size","offer_id":56698661929265,"sku":"13f52f9ec3ef11f193dc6627f2aa327d","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One Size","offer_id":56698661962033,"sku":"18f39418c3ef11f180766627f2aa327d","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/0561\/5665\/files\/dp-93767-job-5995094-req-0-pl-1-ps-271-default.jpg?v=1791556835","url":"https:\/\/schleplocal.ca\/products\/kishm-tuchus-25l-jumbo-tote","provider":"Schlep Local","version":"1.0","type":"link"}